I know I have neglected you, but you do not need to retaliate the way you have! Last fall I hit my weight goal and you were flat. Over the winter you seem to have collected extra fat from my legs. Why, if I weigh less now, are my legs skinnier and my belly bigger? Are you trying to tell me something? OK, eating the package of Double Stuf Oreos this week was a mistake. At least it was an honest mistake.
Do not tell me that I've been pregnant so I'll never have a flat stomach. There are lots of normal women who are trim and fit after having kids. It is possible.
Let's make a deal. I will treat you better and you get flatter, okay? To treat you better I'll try to eat less cookies, less sugar, and less of the other not-so-good food I like. Just do not make me give up my diet coke! I know it is bad for me, but I love it.
Juneathon update: We walked Maddie this morning (good news there...she lost 1.5 pounds since her vet appointment 3 weeks ago).